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Indian in Saudi
by The Boss Sat Aug 11, 2007 12:02 pm
A Indian, a German and a Pakistani were arrested for consuming alcohol which is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime they are all sentenced 20 lashes each of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik announced:
“It’s my first wife’s birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping.”The German was first in line, he thought for a while and then said: “Please tie a pillow to my back.”
This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes & the German had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain.
[color=yellow]The Pakistani was next up. After watching the German in horror he said smugly: “Please fix two pillows [color:7123=magenta:7123]to my back.”
But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes & the Pakistani was also led away whimpering loudly.
The Indian was the last one up, but before he could say anything, the Sheikh turned to him and said: “You are from a most beautiful part of the world and your Indian culture is one of the finest in the world. For this, you may have two wishes!”
“Thank you, your Most Royal and Merciful highness,” Indian replied.
“In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes.”
“Not only are you an honorable, handsome and powerful man, you are also very brave.” The Sheikh said with an admiring look on his face.
“If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it.
And what is your second wish, ?” the Sheik asked.
Indian smiled and said, “Tie the Pakistani to my back” !!!
“It’s my first wife’s birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping.”The German was first in line, he thought for a while and then said: “Please tie a pillow to my back.”
This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes & the German had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain.
[color=yellow]The Pakistani was next up. After watching the German in horror he said smugly: “Please fix two pillows [color:7123=magenta:7123]to my back.”
But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes & the Pakistani was also led away whimpering loudly.
The Indian was the last one up, but before he could say anything, the Sheikh turned to him and said: “You are from a most beautiful part of the world and your Indian culture is one of the finest in the world. For this, you may have two wishes!”
“Thank you, your Most Royal and Merciful highness,” Indian replied.
“In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes.”
“Not only are you an honorable, handsome and powerful man, you are also very brave.” The Sheikh said with an admiring look on his face.
“If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it.
And what is your second wish, ?” the Sheik asked.
Indian smiled and said, “Tie the Pakistani to my back” !!!
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Re: Indian in Saudi
by anumathy Wed Aug 22, 2007 10:02 am
That was so funny, that was one smart Indian:)): 
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